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OCR: You decide to use the Karate Krang tought you on Barney. Suddenly, A bunch of five year olds come out of no where. They all start hugging and kissing Barney. Suddenly, some fat kid yells out "Lets all go in my house and watch 900 episodes of Barney and Friends! You can come and watch too, Mr. Adventurer!" Everyone jumps with joy while you sit there screaming your head off! You scream out loud "I HAVE A QUEST TO COMPLETE! I CANNOT WATCH STUPID SHOWS LIKE BARNEY AND FRIENDS!" Suddenly, everyone yells at the same time, "You have to watch Barney and Friends, whether you like it or not!" You start to run away from the crowd when they run after you and drag you to the fat kids house. The fat kid puts a tape in his VCR labeled Tape 1. You sit there watching the stupid show with all the five year olds and Barney, who says every single line in the show. After the show is over, the fat kid ejects tape 1, and inserts tape 2. You can't take it anymore !! You take your Master Sword and kill yourself! You fall on the ground, dead.